Hey, I'm Luke. Also Joe*.
A 33 Year Old Ecommerce Marketer.
And I'm glad you're here, actually. I can talk to you like I normally would. Hell of a home page, am I right? Don't worry, you can rest here. Now, here's everything you need to know about me.
*Joe's my first name. Luke's my middle.
Keeps my personal and professional
life seperate.
So. Hello.
(How are you?)
So let's get some things out of the way first. My full name is Joseph Luke Condren. I run a solo-agency called Luke Condren Writing. I used to be a direct marketer, which is someone who writes something that's meant to sell in the first response.
And before that, I was a content writer. Started on Fiverr, worked hard for 3 months, became a Fiverr Pro.
(That's a top 1% freelancer on the platform. Love telling people that.)
And while I still love writing content, mainly for myself, I wanted more. So it was then I discovered copywriting. And, oh boy, did things start escalating.
But even then, there was still that missing spark. When you deal with multi-millionaire CEOs and hoighty-toighty marketing directors who've never even heard of Home Bargains, for so long, you sort of miss... the spark of wowing people.
The same sort of people I grew up with.
The same sort of people being just your run-of-the-mill, hearty people with a glint in their eyes that strives to keep fighting for something. While they may be poetic, it's the truth. Just casual people who care, with a mission in their backpocket, working steadily to achieve it.
So I needed a different approach. Some sort of area that other marketers are missing. And low and behold, it came to me.
Ecommerce.
It was like a lightning bolt. Scary, almost. Scary because not only did I begin working with the people I just described, but the work was, dare I say this without sounding like an arse, easy as f***.
Well, compared to direct marketing, at the very least.
And the thing is, ecommerce stores were beset on all sides by SEO agencies and revenue growers who were bragging about increasing profits by 30% or something.
We have fun here.
The last store I worked with, I managed to get them a 195% increase in revenue compared to their last 3 months. That's almost 3x. And there was still things I could've done to push that number further.
And that wasn't even a single campaign. That was the average line. Here, look for yourself.
Love ya', Paul. Hell of a review if you're seeing this.
Do you know how exciting it is to push those numbers for people? It's super exciting. People who have dealt with agencies jumping down their throats, and freelancers promising the Earth, only to have been let down. Who then take their final chance to let me in and then I do that?! Can you Imagine the dopamine?!
So anyway, before this becomes too long, I hope this gave you some insight into, well, me.
If you've seen a cold email by me, and you're checking me out, hello! I'm safe, I promise!
If you've not received an email, and you're checking me out anyway, hello! I'm safe, I promise?
My main goal is just to make lives better. I know it's cliché, but being able to make a living helping others make a living is honestly a dream come true to me.
So here's the final CTA on this page. Get ready. Big black button's about to appear. So, just to reiterate after reading all this, everything on the home page, and still waiting for more, I just gotta ask...